The Censure Of A Dog Is Something

Life Is A Foreign Language; All Men Mispronounce It.

Man Is Unconquerable Because He Can Make Even His Helplessness So Entertaining. His Motto Seems To Be "even Though He Slay Me, Yet Will I Make Fun Of Him!

Religion Is An Attempt, A Noble Attempt, To Suggest In Human Terms More-than-human Realities.

If We Discovered That We Only Had Five Minutes Left To Say All That We Wanted To Say, Every Telephone Booth Would Be Occupied By People Calling Other People To Stammer That They Loved Them.

The World Has Been Printing Books For 450 Years, And Yet Gunpowder Still Has A Wider Circulation. Never Mind! Printer's Ink Is The Greater Explosive: It Will Win.