The Chief Drawback With Men Is That

When Clark Gable Died, I Cried For 2 Days Straight. I Couldn't Eat Or Sleep.

It Takes A Smart Brunette To Play A Dumb Blonde.

If Marriage Were Only Bed, We Could Have Made It.

Dating A New Man Is Like Holding A Strawberry Milkshake; First The Taste, Then The Pleasure.

My Heart Belongs To Daddy.