The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.

Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.