The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

Surround Yourself With What You Love.

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.

We've Cleaned Up The Air, But Polluted The Soul.

And This Should Go Without Saying. That's Why I'm Going To Say It: Drinking And Driving Don't Mix. Do Your Drinking Early In The Morning And Get It Out Of The Way. Then Go Driving While The Visibility Is Still Good.

People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.