The Comics I Hate Are Thieves. Nothing's

Kindness Is One Of The Best Gifts You Can Bestow... We Know That Inherently That Feels Great.

When A Ball Goes Into A Net It Only Means Something Because We Decided It Means Something. When Somebody Punches Somebody In The Face It Always Means Something.

My Company Is Called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's Because That's What I Think All People Are: Talking Monkeys.

I'm Really Happy That I've Been Able To Make People Laugh And Distract Them From Their Day To Day Bullshit At A Comedy Show Or Because They Enjoyed One Of My Cds Or Tv Specials, But I Don't Know How Many People Have Actually Had Life Changing Thoughts Because Of It.

Like Bees Creating A Beehive Or Ants Creating An Anthill We're All Moving Along Creating Something And We're Not Sure What It Is.