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If Someone Plays A Brooding Actor In A Film, People Think They're Brooding All The Time.

If You Ever Start Taking Things Too Seriously, Just Remember That We Are Talking Monkeys On An Organic Spaceship Flying Through The Universe.

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We Have To Start Treating Each Other As If We Are Treating Ourselves Living Another Life.