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If We Were A Dog And God Owned Us, The Cops Would Come And Take Us Away.

If We Stopped Calling It Profiling And Started Calling It "proactive Intelligence Screening" Or "high Alert Detecting", People Would Be Saying "well, It's About Time".

To Give You An Idea How Slowly We Are Leaving Afghanistan, Afghans Don't Refer To Us Anymore As 'infidel Crusaders.' They Refer To Us As 'irish Relatives.'

My Wife Always Has A Splitting Archetype Whenever I Want To Have Sex.

Anyone Who Is Elected Mayor Of A Place Called "sin City" Is Allowed To Be A Drunk.