The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third

Thall Shall Keep Thy Religion To Thy Selves.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

Sudden Total Weight Loss.

Looking Back, I Realize That My Life Has Been A Series Of Incidents Where One Person Has Said To Another, "get This Asshole Outta Here!"

Let Me Get A Sip Of Water Here... You Figure This Stuff Is Safe To Drink? Actually, I Don't Care, I Drink It Anyway. You Know Why? Because I'm An American And I Expect A Little Cancer In My Food And Water. I'm A Loyal American And I'm Not Happy Unless I Let Government And Industry Poison Me A Little Bit Every Day.