The Days Of Using My Name As

Post-war Filmmakers Gave Us The Documentary, Rob Reiner Gave Us The Mockumentary And Moore Initiated A Third Genre, The Crockumentary.

I Really Didn't Realize The Librarians Were, You Know, Such A Dangerous Group. They Are Subversive. You Think They're Just Sitting There At The Desk, All Quiet And Everything. They're Like Plotting The Revolution, Man. I Wouldn't Mess With Them. You Know, They've Had Their Budgets Cut. They're Paid Nothing. Books Are Falling Apart. The Libraries Are Just Like The Ass End Of Everything, Right?

The Movie Theater Is Never Going Away. If That Was A Case Why Are There Still Restaurants? People Still Have Kitchens In Their Home!

They May Rail At This Life - From The Hour I Began It, I've Found It A Life Full Of Kindness And Bliss; And Until They Can Show Me Some Happier Planet. More Social And Bright, I'll Content Me With This.

We Are Not Documentarians, We Are Filmmakers.