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My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.

Aristotle Maintains That The Neck Of The Lion Is Composed Of A Single Bone. Aristotle Knew Nothing At All About Lions, A Circumstance Which Did Not Prevent Him From Writing A Good Deal On The Subject.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

Male Penguins Are Unfaithful Up To An Advanced Age, A Phenomenon Sometimes Attributed To The Sea Air.

I Borrow To Pay My Honest Debts And Not To Squander Foolishly. What's More, I Confine My Borrowing To Those Who Can Well Afford It. I Don't Go Around Sponging On Widows And Orphans Unless They Have Plenty.