The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever

I Just Sat There Looking At Television, Sort Of Dumb And Thought How Horrible It Was. I Had -- The Grand Aspects Of It Did Not Occur To Me -- I Had No Notion Of This Terrorist Network That Existed. I Knew The Were A Lot Of People In The World Who Didn't Like Us, But I Had No Idea That It Was As Well Organized As It Apparently Is. That's One Of The Amazing Facets Of This Terrible Event: How Well They Did It. Incredible. The Competence Of These Evil People.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Numbers Tend To Give The Impression That There's More Order In The World Than There Is.

I Believe The Money I Make Belongs To Me And My Family, Not Some Governmental Stooge With A Bad Comb-over Who Wants To Give It Away To Crack Addicts For Squirting Out Babies.

Ugly Is Very Popular This Year...i Had A Feeling These Clothes Were Deigned By Someone Who Didn't Like Women.