The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever

New Ideas Are One Of The Most Overrated Concepts Of Our Time. Most Of The Important Ideas That We Live With Aren't New At All.

I Don't Differentiate Much, Except In Degree, Between People Who Believe In Religion From Those Who Believe In Astrology, Magic Or The Supernatural.

It Would Be A Better World If Everyone In It Knew All The Truth About Everything.

Democrats Believe People Are Basically Good But Must Be Saved From Themselves By The Government. Republicans Believe People Are Basically Bad But They'll Be Okay If They're Left Alone.

I Know A Lot Of You Believe That Most People In The News Business Are Liberal. Let Me Tell You, I Know A Lot Of Them, And They Were Almost Evenly Divided This Time. Half Of Them Liked Senator Kerry; The Other Half Hated President Bush.