The Early Bird May Get The Worm,

Sharing Holiday Snaps On Social Media Is An Act Of Arrogant Vanity.

I Find It Odd That People Take Me Seriously.

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

At Work People Are Expected To Be At The Beck And Call Of Employers All The Time. You Have Blackberries And Other Things, And They Just Don't Leave You Alone. People Have Less Time Just To Drop Into An Art Gallery.

At Last Someone Takes Me Seriously.