The Earth Is Mostly Just A Boneyard.

If You Wait, All That Happens Is That You Get Older.

They Say Money Kinda Melts When You Take It Across A Border.

The Reason Men Are So Awful Is Because Some Woman Has Spoiled Them.

He Had Known Several Men Who Blew Their Heads Off, And He Had Pondered It Much. It Seemed To Him It Was Probably Because They Could Not Take Enough Happiness Just From The Sky And The Moon To Carry Them Over The Low Feelings That Came To All Men.

Though Loyal And Able And Brave, Pea Had Never Displayed The Slightest Ability To Learn From His Experience, Though His Experience Was Considerable. Time And Again He Would Walk Up On The Wrong Side Of A Horse That Was Known To Kick, And Then Look Surprised When He Got Kicked.