The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is

Put God And Me In A Cage, What Do You Think Who Will Win. God, Because I Created Him.

Retarded Kids Are The Best. When They Ask For An Autograph I Just Fake Sign A Picture And Tell Them That It's In Invisible Ink And It Will Show Up Later. They Totally Buy It. It Saves Me A Fortune In Markers.

If It Were Up To Me, It'd Be Outlawed. I Mean, Come On. Zach Braff Was Born Streamlined, And That's How It Should Stay!

I Procrastinate So Much And I Get Distracted By Anything.

I Really Like Just Super Dry Comedy.