The Elderly Have So Much To Offer.

I Have A Good Friend Who's A Texas Girl; Texas Girls Are A Whole Different Breed.

I Love These Movies Where It's Just About The Film. You Don't Have My Face On The Poster. It's All About The Movie. I Like That.

I Think Everything Has Some Politics To It. It's Just Whether Or Not It Admits To It. Politics Is Weird. I Don't Even Know What That Means Any More.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack Is Dizzyingly Brilliant. Mark Leyner Is A Hyperkinetic Shaman, Who Flies The Banner Of Rum And Candy And Writes Like A One-eyed Feral Bandit. His New Book Is Supremely Original, Delirious And Synapse-shattering.

I Never Wanted To Come Off As Self-important.