The English Think That Incompetence Is The

One Should Always Be Wary Of Anyone Who Promises That Their Love Will Last Longer Than A Weekend.

Every Day Someone Notices Me And Waves To Me, Or Stops And Speaks To Me, Or Asks Me For An Autograph, Or Photographs Me.

The Proprietor Had Hair So Red That Pigmentation Had Flowed Out Into Every Visible Inch Of His Skin And Even Into The Pinks Of His Eyes, As The Colour Of Flowering Cherry Trees Stains Their Leaves.

Most Men When They Make Up Their Faces, The Makeup Stands Forward, And Their Faces Are Behind.

A Fair Share Of Anything Is Starvation Diet To An Egomaniac.