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When I Was Little, My Mother Taught Me How To Use A Fork And Knife. The Trouble Is That Mother Forget To Teach Me How To Stop Using Them!

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We All Respect Sincerity In Our Friends And Acquaintances, But Hollywood Is Willing To Pay For It.

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