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I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent, That Reminds You Of Your Own Parents. One Thing I Do Know About Being A Parent, You Understand Why Your Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

I Still Like Doing Stand-up Now, But It's Not The Same. It Used To Be That I Was Out There With Five Other Comedians. Now I Usually Just Do It Alone.

I Don't Know Who I Touch And Who I Don't. I Work Hard Trying To Make People Laugh. I Try To Do The Kind Of Stuff That Made Me Laugh Growing Up. I Don't Have Any Secrets. I Don't Know The Reasons I've Been So Well Received.

I Was A Coin Collector.i Didn't Know I Was Nerdy At The Time Until I Felt My 16-d Mercury Dime That Was In Uncirculated Condition Might Be A Panty Dropper, And It Turned Out Not To Be. Then I Stumbled Into Skateboarding, Which Kind Of Was Cooler. But I Wasn't Aware Of What Was Cool. My Dad Wasn't Around So He Couldn't Shake Me And Say, 'drop The Coin Collecting Bit. It's Not Where You Want To Go.' So, That And The Spelling Bee And The Chess, I Think I Had It Figured Out For Myself.

I Can't Run A Company... I Can't Even Run My Own Life!