The First Broadway Show I Saw Was

Artists Need To Express.

Shakespeare Feels Very Natural To Me.

I've Seen Some Very Beautiful Drag Queens.

I'm Not A Performer Who Will Come On Stage And Tell You Everything About My Life. It's Just Not Who I Am.

I Made Jokes About Kissing Murphy Brown. But If That's What Cost Me My Job, My Wife Will Probably Say, "hey Asshole, I Told You So".