The First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.

In The Battle Of Existence, Talent Is The Punch; Tact Is The Clever Footwork.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More.

The Best Way To Keep Your Friends Is Not To Give Them Away.

Easy Street Is A Blind Alley.