The First Requisite For A Good Cup

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.