The First Requisite For A Good Cup

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.