The First Thing I'll Do If Elected

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.