The First Thing I'll Do If Elected

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

The System Is Not Perfect. Until It's Perfect, Let's Do Away With The Death Penalty.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.