The First Thing My Family Did When

You Burn A Man's Pickup, And He's Ready For War.

I'm Not In Favor Of The Death Penalty. But I'm In Favor Of Locking These People Away In Maximum Security Units Where They Can Never Get Out. They Can Never Escape. They Can Never Be Paroled. Lock The Bad Ones Away. But You Gotta Rethink Everybody Else.

I Always Do Book Signings With The Same Blue Pen. That Way, If I Add A Personalised Message To A Book I've Already Signed, It'll Be In The Same Colour As My Signature.

If You're Gonna Be Stupid You Gotta Be Tough.

Jesus Preached More And Taught More About Helping The Poor And The Sick And The Hungry Than He Did About Heaven And Hell. Shouldn't That Tell Us Something?