The Flaws, The Mistakes I Make -

I Pledge Allegiance To The Fair And Balanced Truth. Not The Biased Truth, Not The Liest Truth, But The Highest Truth.

In The Past I Had To Deal With Issues That Hit Me As A Younger Man. As A Man Who Wasn't Married Who Didn't Really Have The Experience That I Have Now. Today I'm A Different Guy.

I Can't Control What People Think. They Know Who I Am.

The Chinamen Built The Railroad, The Indians Saved The Pilgrim, And In Return, The Pilgrim Killed 'em. They Call It It Thanksgiving, I Call Your Holiday 'hell-day.'

The Further I Get, The Further I Want To Go