The Fox Often Offers The Duck Its

The People Seemed Nearly Ostentatious About Minding Their Own Business.

My Mother Always Told Me The Best Way To Learn To Deal With A Man Was To Learn To Ride A Mule. She Said They Have About Equal Brains Most Of The Time. Sometimes The Mule Is Smarter.

If You Fell Head First Into A Pigsty, You'd Try To Convince Everybody You Did It On Purpose.

The Leaf Lives Its Appointed Time, And Does Not Struggle Against The Wind That Carries It Away. The Leaf Does No Harm, And Finally Falls To Nourish New Leaves. So It Should Be With All Men And Women.

What Is Too Absurd To Be Believed Is Believed Because It Is Too Absurd To Be A Lie.