The Free Man Is The Man With

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

In America, With All Of Its Evils And Faults, You Can Still Reach Through The Forest And See The Sun. But We Don't Know Yet Whether That Sun Is Rising Or Setting For Our Country.

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.

I Consider Myself Always A Humorist. And I Think Anybody Who Tells Jokes Or Makes People Laugh Is Humor.