The French Don't Know How To Cook

Deaf? If You're Near There, No Wonder You Are Deaf.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

You Managed Not To Get Eaten Then?

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.