The French Don't Know How To Cook

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

If I Were Reincarnated I Would Wish To Be Returned To Earth As A Killer Virus To Lower Human Population Levels.

Can You Tell The Difference Between Them?

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

I Am Full Of Admiration For The Technologists Who Have Developed All Sorts Of Gadgets For The Purpose Of Improving Communications. However, I Believe That All These Fascinating Machines Are Complementary To, And Not Substitutes For, Books And The Printed Word.