The Fun Of Working On The Road

A Female Salmon Lays Three Thousand Eggs A Year - And Has Yet To Receive A Mother's Day Card From One Of Them.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.