The Function Of Vice Is To Keep

Those Who Have Never Had A Father Can At Any Rate Never Know The Sweets Of Losing One. To Most Men The Death Of His Father Is A New Lease Of Life.

The One Serious Conviction That A Man Should Have Is That Nothing Is To Be Taken Too Seriously.

Lying Has A Kind Of Respect And Reverence With It. We Pay A Person The Compliment Of Acknowledging His Superiority Whenever We Lie To Him.

Women Can Stand A Beating Except When It Is With Their Own Weapons.

Theist And Atheist: The Fight Between Them Is As To Whether God Shall Be Called God Or Shall Have Some Other Name.