The Funny Thing About These Uniforms Is

A Well-paid Slave Is Nonetheless A Slave.

People Try To Make A Greek Tragedy Of My Life, And They Can't Do It. I'm Too Happy.

I Lost Money, Coaching Jobs, A Shot At The Hall Of Fame.

Dear Mr. Kuhn, After Twelve Years In The Major Leagues, I Do Not Feel That I Am A Piece Of Property To Be Bought And Sold Irrespective Of My Wishes

There Is No Such Thing As Bragging. You're Either Lying Or Telling The Truth.