The Gift Of My Childhood Was Laughter,

Oh, It's Not Really Gambling When You Never Lose.

My Dog Didn't Like Me Very Much. My First Dog, Dmitri, Was A Poodle. I Used To Think Dmitri Was Something I Could Play With And Ride. I Tried To Ride A Poodle. And Then He Bit Me.

You Know What Makes Me Feel Old? When I See Girls Who Are 20-something, Or The New Crop Of Actresses, And Think, Aren't We Kind Of The Same Age?

When Somebody Follows You 20 Blocks To The Pharmacy, Where They Watch You Buy Toilet Paper, You Know Your Life Has Changed.

Eating And Exercising Should Be Conscious Decisions.