The God Excuse, The Last Refuge Of

Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.

I Think The Warning Labels On Alcoholic Beverages Are Too Bland. They Should Be More Vivid. Here Is One I Would Suggest: "alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Asshole Your Father Was.

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

Tits Always Look Better In A Pink Sweater.