The Good That Men Do Lives After

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.

Despair Is Your Friend In Show Business. I Don't Believe You Can Act If Happiness Is Your Lot. It's The Ups That Keep You Living And The Downs That Mete Out Talent.

I Feel That Much Of The World's Sorrow Comes From People Who Are This, Yet Allow Themselves To Be Treated As That.

My Body Is On The Earth, But My Head Is In The Stars.