.. The Grand Ole Opry Used To

You Got Me Sitting On The Shelf, While You're Out Bewitching Someone Else.

I Wouldn't Say That I'm The Greatest Guitarist Ever. I'd Say Probably That I'm The Greatest Guitarist Sitting In This Chair.

When We Go To Play, You Flip Around And Flash Around And Everything, And Then They're Not Gonna See Nothin' But What Their Eyes See. Forget About Their Ears.

Your Mysterious Mountains I Wish To See Closer. May I Land My Kinky Machine?

.. The Grand Ole Opry Used To Come On, And I Used To Watch That. They Used To Have Some Pretty Heavy Cats, Heavy Guitar Players