The Great American Game Should Be An

I May Have Been Fierce, But Never Low Or Underhand.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

I'm Coming Down On The Next Pitch, Krauthead.

When I Came To Detroit I Was Just A Mild-mannered Sunday-school Boy.

I Had To Fight All My Life To Survive. They Were All Against Me, But I Beat The Bastards And Left Them In The Ditch.