The Greatness Of A Man Is Only

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

I Think Comedy Is On An Organic Upsurge Right Now Because When I Started, It Was 1978 At The Comedy Store And Letterman Had Just Stopped Emceeing His Morning Show.

I Never Went To Camp As A Kid. I Couldn't Get Into An Ivy League School. I Wouldn't Join A Biker Club.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.