The Hand Of Fate Had Dipped Into

I've Met Them Down In The Cost And Accounting Department, Clean-shaven And In White Collars. They Can't See A Damn Thing Ridiculous About Themselves... Only About You.

I Had Been An Eyewitness To A Truly Historic Moment In American Pop Culture.

Can You Imagine 4,000 Years Passing, And You're Not Even A Memory? Think About It, Friends. It's Not Just A Possibility. It Is A Certainty.

Some Men Are Baptists, Others Catholics; My Father Was An Oldsmobile Man.

There Are Fewer Things More Thrilling In Life Than Lumpy Letters. That Rattle.