The Happiness Of Every Country Depends Upon

Lawyers Are Like Priests; People Come To Them And Disburden Themselves Of Their Troubles, And Get Consolation, If They Pay Well For It; But There Is One Point In Which They Don't Treat Them Like Priests; They Don't Confess All Their Sins; They Suppress Them, And Often Get Themselves And Their Counsel Into A Scrape By It, That's A Fact.

[grateful] Cheerfulness Is Health; Its Opposite, [ungrateful] Melancholy, Is Disease.

Look Not To A Woman's Head For Her Brains, But Rather To Her Heart.

The Happiness Of Every Country Depends Upon The Character Of Its People, Rather Than The Form Of Its Government.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.