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The Hardest Part Of The Day Is All The Stuff After I Open My Eyes In The Morning.
-Jim Gaffigan
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The Hardest Part Of The Day Is
Jim Gaffigan
The Hardest Part Of The Day Is All The Stuff After I Open My Eyes In The Morning.
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