The Hardest Tumble A Man Can Make

Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection. Gentle Exercise For Intellectual Debility.

An Army's Bravest Men Are Its Cowards. The Death Which They Would Not Meet At The Hands Of The Enemy They Will Meet At The Hands Of Their Officers, With Never A Flinching.

Degradation, N. One Of The Stages Of Moral And Social Progress From Private Station To Political Preferment.

Woman, N. An Animal Usually Living In The Vicinity Of Man, And Having A Rudimentary Susceptibility To Domestication.

Projectile, N. The Final Arbiter In International Disputes. With The Growth Of Prudence In Military Affairs The Projectile Came More And More Into Favor, And Is Now Held In High Esteem By The Most Courageous.