The Heart Of Religion Lies In Its

If I Could Believe That God Was Not Angry With Me, I Would Stand On My Head For Joy.

I Am Of A Different Mind Ten Times In The Course Of A Day. But I Resist The Devil, And Often It Is With A Fart That I Chase Him Away. When He Tempts Me With Silly Sins I Say, 'devil, Yesterday I Broke Wind Too. Have You Written It Down On Your List?

There Are Only Two Days On My Calendar... Today And The Day Of Judgment

It Is Impossible For One Man Both To Labor Day And Night To Get A Living, And At The Same Time Give Himself To The Study Of Sacred Learning As The Preaching Office Requires.

When I Was A Child There Were Many Witches, And They Bewitched Both Cattle And Men, Especially Children.