The Heart Wants What It Wants.

Why Ruin A Good Story With The Truth?

I've Always Liked, Someday The Lamb Will Lay By The Lion.... But It Won't Get Much Sleep.

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.

Love May Be The Answer, But Even Though You're Watching For The Solution, Intercourse Raises Some Rather Interesting Thoughts.

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.