The Higher They Fly The Harder They

Those Who Are Entitled To It Get It Sooner Or Later.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And Therefore Will Not Be Derided As A Moss-back. Roll As Much As Possible.