The Higher They Fly The Harder They

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

Give The People What They Think They Want.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.