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My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.