The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is

For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.

Happiness Is Seeing Your Son Drafted The Same Day He's Been Accepted To An Expensive College.

Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank And A Pussycat In Your Back Seat.

Your Chances Of Getting Hit By Lighting Go Up If You Stand Under A Tree, Shake Your Fist At The Sky, And Say "storms Suck!!

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.