The Holy Spirit Ain't Got A Pen.

I Missed Him, Of Course, But Sometimes Close Friendships Have A Tidal Beat That Pulls You Towards Different Shores Though The Ocean That Connects You Remains.

No One Shuts Their Laptop After Looking At Pornography And Says, 'what A Productive Time I Just Spent Connecting With The World!'

If You're A Drug Addict, Often You're Stealing - I've Gotten Done For Shoplifting A Few Times.

Even In Name, He Seems Like A Victorian Oddity. "igor, Fetch 'the Crouch' From The Catacombs, We're Going To The Graveyard".

There's No Biological Reason Why A Man Shouldn't Just Try To Have Sex With Every Woman He Meets - All Of Them Get Pregnant And Your Genetics Are Winning.