The Human Mind Is A Delusion Generator,

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.

Dinosaur: I Plan To Use Punctuated Equilibrium To Turn This Zit Into A Third Eye. Catbert: That's Not A Natural Advantage. You'd Better Stay Away From The Fitter Dinosaurs.

Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.