The Human Mind Is A Delusion Generator,

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

If You Think It's Easy To Write Jokes About Fried Calamari, You've Probably Never Tried.

Some Physicists Describe Gravity In Terms Of Ten Dimensions All Curled Up. But Those Aren't Real Words-just Placeholders, Used To Refer To Parts Of Abstract Equations.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.