The Human Mind Is A Delusion Generator,

Dilbert: Evolution Must Be True Because It Is A Logical Conclusion Of The Scientific Method. Dogbert: But Science Is Based On The Irrational Belief That Because We Cannot Perceive Reality All At Once, Things Called Time And Cause And Effect Exist. Dilbert: That's What I Was Taught And That's What I Believe. Dogbert: Sounds Cultish.

Consultants Have Credibility Because They Are Not Dumb Enough To Work At Your Company.

People Are So Conditioned To Take Sides That A Balanced Analysis Looks To Them Like Hatred.

Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned It On Last Night.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.