The Human World Is Made Of Stories,

Don't Bemoan Your Misspent Life Quite Yet. Forgive Me For Flaunting My Experience, But You Have No Conception Of What A Misspent Life Constitutes.

Faith, The Least Exclusive Club On Earth, Has The Craftiest Doorman.

I Recently Bought A Cat, But Took It Back A Day Later Because Our Personalities Clashed.

The Human World Is Made Of Stories, Not People.

Trees're Always A Relief, After People.