The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was

Hip Nip Just Sounds Groovy. A Drummer Laid It On Me.

The Japanese Couldn't Have Been All Bad During World War Ii. Look At All The Movies Hollywood Was Able To Make On Account Of Them. The Indians Weren't The Only Bad Guys. Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

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