The Irish Are The Niggers Of Europe,

Do Not Place A Photograph Of Your Favourite Author On Your Desk, Especially If The Author Is One Of The Famous Ones Who Committed Suicide.

It's Great Meeting Children Because You Never Know What They Will Say.

I Don't Work To Any Commissions. I Do What I Want To Do.

When I'm Writing I Just Think There's Only The Page And Me And Nobody Else.

Most Working Days I Can Be At My Desk For Nine Hours A Day.