The Jingling Of A Fat Purse Always

To Say That A Writer's Hold On Reality Is Tenuous Is An Understatement-it's Like Saying The Titanic Had A Rough Crossing. Writer's Build Their Own Realities, Move Into Them And Occasionally Send Letters Home. The Only Difference Between A Writer And A Crazy Person Is That A Writer Gets Paid For It.

Most People Say They Want Justice, But They Don't Really Want Justice. They Want Revenge. They Want To See The Pain Spread Around Equally.

If You're Passing The Buck, Don't Ask For Change.

You Will Find It Easiest To Ride The Avalanche In The Direction It Already Travels.

The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard.